unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

"I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so bad."

do you miss me? (via praying-to-be-happy-again)

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours

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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

"Text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her. She’ll wake up with a smile on her face."

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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crocsy:

Sexting