megancraig:

im actually terrified

(Source: gingerdeer)

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

#ron and hermione spicing it up in the bedroom

skoeskebloesk:

lessamazing:

skoeskebloesk:

I JUST SPRAYED DEODORANT IN MY EYES

why

to make my eyeballs smell like Dark Temptation? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

- What do you want?
- Are you kidding? I want you. I’ve wanted you since the first moment I saw you. You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

(Source: cyberqueer)

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

(Source: bryko)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured)

actionables:

fav Coachella 2014 looks

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